The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 27, 2012
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom RING Caller: Hello! This is an automated call from the Acme Loan Company, with an important, time-sensitive offer for you... Caller: To take advantage of this expiring opportunity to lower the interest rates on your current loan balances... Caller: Since you have not responded to our previous attempts to reach you, this will be our final attempt... Caller: So please listen carefully to the following options, as we will not be calling again... Caller: Press one if you wish to hear more details about this final offer...press two for your last chance to speak live with a representative about accepting this offer... Caller: Press three if you do not wish to receive calls about this offer in the future.
If a call is from an unknown number I don’t answer it!