The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 28, 2012
Transcript:
Brutus: My buddy Jeff was in the hospital because of a bad kidney stone. I've heard kidney stones can be as painful as giving birth! Gladys: I doubt that! How big is a kidney stone? Brutus: I think they vary in size from grains of sand to golf balls! Gladys: Well, my "kidney stone" was eight pounds, seven ounces and named Wilberforce! I rest my case!
Score 1 for Gladys!