The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 21, 2012
Transcript:
Salesman: You need a new camshaft. It'll run you about one thousand bucks! Brutus: But when I bought this car from you last month, you said every used car came with a six-month bumper-to-bumper warranty! Salesman: That's correct...but your bumpers are just fine!
Brutus, choke him.