The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 26, 2013
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: Wilberforce! Gladys: Wilberforce, do you hear me? Come inside, now! Wilberforce: Aw, do I have to? Gladys: Yes! It's a downpour and you're getting soaked! Get in here, this instant! Wilberforce: Can't a kid have any fun around here? Gladys: He'll play in the rain for hours, but try to get him to take a shower, and he'll have a conniption!
How odd. Fowler (Modern English Usage) doesn’t list it either. Merriam-Webster Online does, though, so I presume their dead tree version would as well.