The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 27, 2014

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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Ebenezer: Hello, Rancid! Mr. Veeblefester: Welcome to Veeblefester Tea Cozies, Ebenezer! Ebenezer: Good of you to invite me in to observe your operation, Rancid. Mr. Veeblefester: My pleasure, Ebenezer. Let's start with a tour of the facilities. Mr. Veeblefester: Due to our usual summer slowdown, we are operating with a skeleton staff... Mr. Veeblefester: Two secretaries, four salespeople, twelve factory workers and one jackass. Ebenezer: A jackass? Mr. Veeblefester: Here he comes now - I'll introduce you. Oh, Thornapple!