The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 26, 2015
Transcript:
Brutus: How dare you belittle me! I'll have you know I have many positive traits! Brutus: I am as wise as an owl, as loyal as a dog, as strong as an ox, as brave as a lion! Ramona: As stubborn as a mule, as lazy as a sloth, as fat as a pig, as bald as an eagle!
…and still better company than Mother Gargoyle.