Buzzard: How about the squirrel carcass? Is it fresh? Waitress: Actually, it's very fresh. Buzzard: Oh... nevermind then.
A vulture going through check-in at the airport had to leave one of his two dead rabbits behind because the rules only allowed one carrion per passenger.
A vulture going through check-in at the airport had to leave one of his two dead rabbits behind because the rules only allowed one carrion per passenger.