The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 20, 2017
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Transcript:
Tree wearing glasses: You should cedar ring magnolia got fir her birthday. You never pine over me like that and it's not oak-k. In fact, it makes me sycamore. Tree sitting: Birch, birch, birch.
Don’t be a nut, Meg!
Elm telling yew, don’t needle him all the time…
Yew were the most poplar girl in class….
and he fell hard.
Birthday rings don’t show what’s in his heartwood…
He only ever wanted to grow alder with you….
but every time yew balsam more over nothing, he gets more board with it.
Treasure your deep roots…
You don’t need to give a fig about what Magnolia gets.