The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 26, 2004
Miss Overdunne: The Elderpark Carolers are singing, Ludmilla! How lovely! Carolers: Christmas day is over with. The gifts they are abounding. The huge amount of useless junk, it really is astounding. I see you have a DVD to take into the shower. And I myself have just received a phone shaped like a flower. Oh, would you care to swap those socks for my ceramic kitten? Or maybe cooked dyed bright green, that I have hardly bitten? Fa-la-la and Fa-la-lee! Let's pile this stuff up higher, and dance around like we were kids, and light it all afire. Miss Overdunne: Ludmilla...do you smell smoke? Ludmilla: Give me department of fire.