The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 10, 2005
The Professor: As Elderpark's self-appointed cultural guardian, I propose we form a discussion group. Dusty: What's wrong with watchin' TV together? The Professor: It rots your minds!! You need to stay mentally sharp as you age! We'll discuss various things that we've read together. Dusty: Could we start with this week's issue of TV Guide?