The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 19, 2005
Dusty: I visited Esmerelda on Sunday. I came away feelin' mighty low. Doctor: Tell me more about this woman.... Dusty: Well...she's an old quarter horse. We were together nigh on twenty years 'fore I came here. Doctor: That's a long time in any relationship. Dusty: I gave her an apple. She turned her back on me. Doctor: You deserted her in some field and you expect her to be friendly to you now? Dusty: You know...I felt a darn sight better 'fore I came to see you. Doctor: Perfectly normal. Many of my clients feel like that.