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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 15, 2005
Dusty: Perfessor! You been on that computer all mornin'! The Professor: I just got a new video game-"Grand Ol' Auto"! It's an adventure game for older drivers. You can drive a Buick or an Olds... Dusty: Can I drive that Caddy? What's the object of this here game? The Professor: You have to drive an obstacle course for the highest score. Just use the joystick and press "start." Okay...now slowly back out of the garage...easy... Dusty: Can't see too well on the right side...oops! The Professor: Stop! Fire hydrant! Go forward! Slowly! Slowly! No! No! Dusty! You are a terrible virtual driver! Dusty: Look! I made it through the garage okay!
why does the garage have a fire hydrant in it??