The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 12, 2005
Miss Overdunne: Mort! Dusty Winters claims he was not at that lurid Pink Pussycat Roadside Entertainment Center. Says he was getting apples for his horse nearby. Mort: Oh, sure...well...we can bust him by using our very high-resolution satellite imagery. His electronic bracelet transmits an ID, so we filmed his movements that day...see? Miss Overdunne: That's it! Zoom in closer! Mort: The sign says..."Pink...Pussycat...Fruit...Stand..." Miss Overdunne: Drat! He tricked me by telling me the truth!