The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 02, 2005
October 01, 2005
October 03, 2005
Transcript:
The Professor: So, what have you graced the Elderpark Yard Sale with this day, General? The General: All kinds of treasures, Professor. Dusty: How much for the deck of cards? The General: I was asking $2, but since there's only 50 cards, I'll take a little off. The Professor: Where's the other cufflink? The General: If I had the other one I wouldn't be selling that one. Evelyn: Is there a top to this blender? The General: Lost it. Just put your hand over it. Hey!! Aren't you going to buy something? Dusty: You know what they say: "One man's trash is another man's junk."
Sales like this are amazing. For instance you might buy one cufflink at one garage sale and pick up one that almost matches at another one. Dirt cheap too.