The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 31, 2005
The Professor: "I knock unbidden at every gate If sleeping, wake!! If feasting, rise!! Never send to know for whom the bell tols. It tolls for thee..." Gladys: Everybody else at Elderpark just says "Trick or treat," Professor! The Professor: "Alas, poor Yorick...I knew him," Gladys.