The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 01, 2006
Announcer: Today's jokesters... the comedy team of "Bassett and Boone." Bassett: Mr. Boone, did you know that five babies are born on earth every second? Boone: No, I didn't know that Mr. Bassett! Bassett: Not only that, Mr. Boone, but every time I take a single breath... ... someone dies. Boone: Yes? Really, Mr. Bassett? Have you tried mouthwash? AND NOW FROM THE "OLD JOKES HOME" AT ELDERPARK... BADDA BOOM!