The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 10, 2006
General: Okay, Ludmilla... the sugar bowl is Germany... the year is 1945... you are the Russian military on the East... Nurse Ludmilla: Da! General: Now, the American and British move in from the west. The Nazis are surrounded. Nurse Ludmilla: Da, General! But situation is complicated by fact that you do not have hold of sugar bowl. You have hold of Ludmilla's hands. General: Oh. er... I just wanted to get some sugar. Nurse Ludmilla: Da! That is vhat they all say!
My great grandpa Schmitt served in Germany. (And yes, he was in the American army)