The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 09, 2006
Boone: Whoa!! Listen to this! "Attacks on Elderly by Fire Ants Increasing!" Dusty: Boone!! I am 82 years old! I've got a weak ticker and have trouble walkin'. Everyday there is news of yet something else tryin' to do me in! Could I just finish mah oatmeal without you makin' me more paranoid? Boone: I'd keep my feet off the ground if I were you.