The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 12, 2007
Transcript:
Boone: That FedEx really burns me up! Professor: Why do you care, Boone? You've been retired from UPS for years. Boone: How would you feel if Yale delivered more packages than Harvard? Professor: Nonsense! Yale couldn't deliver a speech to a room full of ears! Next, you'll try and tell me Princeton isn't really a "safety school"!