The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 18, 2008
Jessica: This isn't some sort of fling, Mother... Juan and I are very much in love! Evelyn: Really? What's his family like? What are his career aspirations? What's his last name? Jessica: We... we learn new things about each other every day! Boone: Yikes. Dusty: Even Ah asked for valid I.D. before all mah nuptials!