The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 02, 2008
Transcript:
Professor: Spring training already? It doesn't seem possible... Noise: Konk! Boone: You okay, Professor? General: Foul ball! Dusty: What? It hit him in fair territory! General: He's not in play, therefore, the ball is dead. Dusty: How 'bout Ah throw it off yer head? What is it then? General: Try it and I'll show you! Boone: Dusty's playing Lou Piniella from his Yankee days. Professor: I once played a delightful Anne of Green Gables in 1953... Boone: Guys, I think The Professor's really hurt. Dusty: Well, let's at least move him off the dirt... Ah need to kick it onto HIS shoes.