The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 25, 2013
Transcript:
Dusty: So...you're not lettin' me off Elderpark probation? Miss Overdunne: Mr. Winters...your list of violations is enormous! Dusty: Can I just have my sharp whittlin' knife? A cowboy needs to whittle! Miss Overdunne: I've thought of that...consider it a conciliatory gesture...an "approved" knife. Dusty: This is a butter knife! Miss Overdunne: With two sticks of frozen butter. You'd best get to it, Mr. Winters.
This strip is a lot of fun – because though it really does make fun of senior living facilities, it isn’t nearly as bad as they can be.
No, they are not totally awful – just the ones my family might be able to afford if they got fed up with me. There are some awesomely wonderful ones too – if you are independently wealthy. If that isn’t motivation to protect your health and mobility, I don’t know what is.