The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 28, 2013
July 27, 2013
July 29, 2013
Transcript:
The Professor: Ladies and gentlemen!!! Fresh from their tricounty RV promotional tour for their new CD entitled "Cranky 'bout my Bennies"...It's the Elderrappers!! People: Yeah!! All right! Woman: Yo! Yo! Three outta four retirees vote!! Man: So DC folks, don't rock the boat!! Woman 2: There's 35 million past 65, and social security keeps most alive! Man: No, sir! No, sir! Don't pri-va-tize or we're gonna cut you down to size! Woman: Everyone!! Everyone: Don't you...don't you...pri-va-tize!! Woman: Now some folks say SS is broke. Come on now, man - is that a joke? Woman 2: It may need a fix...but let's have no tricks!! Woman: Don't you dare to pri-va-tize. Doin' that just isn't wise!!
Except that privatization will not affect current retirees.It would make the program survivable, put more money in the pockets of young people when they retire and be a boon to the economy. Anyone with a basic understanding of math and economics should be able to see this.