The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 16, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: Now, before I write this insurance policy on this car, I have to make noes on its condition, Dusty... Dusty: I understand, Miss Miner. Woman: It looks like someone beat on it here with a hammer. Dusty: That woulda been my third wife... Woman: Hmm.. various holes... in the area of... a... bumper sticker. Dusty: Actually, those are bullet holes... Woman: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Dusty: Should I speak louder?