The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 22, 2013
Transcript:
Dusty: So, Miss Miner...any luck on that insurance policy for my Caddy? Woman: I have a problem with the home office, Dusty. They don't want to write an auto-insurance policy on a vehicle that's peppered with bullet holes and is sitting on cinder blocks. Dusty: Dang! Woman: Tell me, Dusty...how do you actually use the vehicle? Dusty: Well....I have mah meetings and to listen to the radio. We have snacks and I store some gear and clothes in the trunk. Well, lookee here! Opal Miner wrote me an Immobile - Home insurance policy on mah car! One week later:
I’m saving this one. My mom who is Opal Miner is on her death-bed. I bet if she knew about this she would laugh! She was that type of person.