The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 25, 2014
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Transcript:
Professor: Today is Earth Day, friends... a day to reflect upon our relationship to our planet. Question? Dusty: Perfessor... if this planet ever got too polluted, why couldn't we just leave and go into outer space? General: The Earth is in outer space, cowboy! Dusty: Don't you go smart-moutin' me, solider boy! Professor: Note to self: Never open Elderpark lectures to questions... Elderpark Philosophical Society
Because we actually had to know of any inhabitable planets somewhat nearby, then have the means to travel there + survive that trip.