The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 12, 2014
Transcript:
The Professor: Evelyn... can you read the height bar for me? Evelyn: Sure, Professor. It says five feet, nine inches. Professor: Wow! I've lost half an inch since last year! Evelyn: Is that bad? Professor: Oh, nooo... that's great! I joined HeightWatchers. I hope to be five feet tall by 2008! Harumph! Evelyn: There's no need for sarcasm!
I just don’t think 2008 will EVER get here