The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 04, 2020
December 03, 2020
December 05, 2020
Transcript:
Ms. Overdunne: I can't believe this, Ludmilla...three missing Elderpark residents, roaming the highways of America... Nurse Ludmilla: Is not good, Komrade. Ms. Overdunne: What'll I tell their families? Oh, your father, Miss Winters? Let's see...now, where did I put him? Ludmilla: Tell her it is new Elderpark "Free-Range Elders" program! Ms. Overdunne: My career...my life...gone...all gone...
The nursing home where my 80 something aunt lived didn’t have locks on the doors, so one day she and a friend decided to go joyriding in the scooters around the city and didn’t return for quite awhile and the police were called to look for them. When they were finally located the nursing home manager asked them what they were doing out there and my aunt replied they were looking for cute guys!!!Locks were installed in a few days…..