The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 06, 2020
December 05, 2020
December 07, 2020
Transcript:
The Professor: So, Dusty....where are you dreaming about taking your rig on this sunny Sunday? Dusty: I'm thinkin' Pismo Beach! We could get a big bucket of clam chowder and some cold beers. Boone: Then we could drive down to the beach. The General: We could take off our shirts and grab a nap in the sand. Evelyn: You do that, boys, and for sure someone is going to call the Beached Sea Mammal Rescue Squad!
Happened to me once. Just laying on the beach minding my own business when three maniacs from Greenpeace threw a radio collar on me and tried to roll me onto the water.