The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 10, 2022
Transcript:
Boone: Say, Miss Overdunne... what if I touch the wrong spot on the screen? Evelyn: Or some electronic bug messes up your votes? Miss Overdunne: Please!! Everyone!! Election officials have assured me these machines were designed and tested to be foolproof! Professor: Wouldn't that depend on the level of fool that they tested it on? Dusty: Good point, Perfessor. It's Election Day at a polling station near Elderpark:
As some wit once said: “You can’t make things foolproof. Fools are too ingenious.”