The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 21, 2022

Transcript:

Woman: Someday, I'd like to marry a military man, General! General: Why is that, Wanda? Woman: Because of their training, they're very self-sufficient. They know how to cook, sew and make beds! General: Anything else? WOman: They're already used to taking orders!! General: Point of clarification, Wanda. Only when the woman outranks him! Woman: Hmmmph!