The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 03, 2022
The General: Listen up, folks! Today is "National Check Your Batteries Day!" All vital electronic components will be inspected! Boone: Should we start with the smoke detectors or the thermostat? The General: We'll prioritize... life and death items first! The Professor: Right! I'll gather up everyone's TV remotes!