The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 01, 2022
October 31, 2022
November 02, 2022
Transcript:
Woman: Pop... I'd like to stay in closer contact with you... Dusty: I'd like that too, Darlene. Woman: Like... in case of emergencies... or, if I need to know where you are at Elderpark... Dusty: Where are you drivin' this herd of cattle, girl? Woman: I bought you a cell phone. Now, I know you don't like modern gadgets... what? Dusty: That's a phone? I take pills that're bigger than that!
You know this is an old reprint when they do the small cell jokes. Nowadays, phones are so large and heavy that you’ll get carpal tunnel and tennis wrist after a month of use.