The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 16, 2023
Transcript:
Professor: It's hotter than seven devils in here... Evelyn: That A/C is out. General: Reminds me of my days on Guadalcanal. A soldier could sweat off ten pounds in no time! Professor: In these situations, I find it best to think cold thoughts. Let your mind take control of your body. Evelyn: I'm adroitly skiing ni the Rockies. General: I'm riding an elephant in the Alps. Dusty: Ah'm goin' ta th' movies...
Going to the movies? Better take a sweater, since theaters are so cold! I hated that as a kid: it would be like 100 degrees F outside, but my mother made us take sweaters to see a movie since “theaters are always cold”. (I don’t know if that was ever really true. I didn’t seem that way to me, but then my mother always seemed to be cold anyway.)