The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 27, 2023
Boone: We haven't sold a single benefit concert ticket, Dusty. Dusty: Ah'll git an audience somehow. Professor: You may find an audience, but you've lost a band... Dusty: What in tarnation are ya talkin' about? Professor: This message came white you were out... Dusty: "Sorry Dusty, none of us want ta drive at night. Regards, The Band." Boone: Uh-oh. Dusty: Wait! Ah know a good celebrity impersonator we could pass off as the real thing, instead! Boone: Good idea. Who does he impersonate? Dusty: Johnny Cash! Professor: Uh... Dusty?
you better hope that this guy is just as good as the real thing…otherwise…