The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 21, 2023

Transcript:

Dusty: What's this? Professor: The migratory patterns of the Canada goose. Dusty: Why in Tom Landry ain't we watchin' th' Cowboys' game? General: This was on when we came in. Dusty: This isn't prison! We should have th' right ta watch whatever we want, whenever we want! Miss Overdunne: Why all the yelling, Mr. Winters? Dusty: We all want ta watch Cowboys football! We won't take "no" for an answer! Voice: OH, doctor! What a day on the gridiron! Dusty: We should be able ta choose our snacks, too! I demand more Cheez Doddles! Professor: Oh, just sit down and watch the game, Chief Running Mouth!