The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 25, 2023

Transcript:

Miss Overdunne: Attention, everyone! The local elementary school has asked for reading-time volunteers... the sign-up sheet is here. Professor: I'd be delighted to sign up. Boone: Count me in. Dusty: Ah bet Evelyn would like to do it. Ah'll sign her up. Miss Overdunne: And yourself, Mr. Winters? Dusty: Ah already have a head full of info... Ah'm 'fraid if Ah read somethin', Ah'll knockout somethin' Ah really need...