The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for May 24, 1996
Transcript:
Dog: Maybe you could help me out...if I tell my boss to shoot you in the body, it's gonna leave an unsightly hole in his bear skin rug... Dog: But if I tell him to shoot you in the head, there won't be enough left to mount on the wall... Dog: Hey, would it kill you to at least fake a little interest in my career problems? ZIP!