The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for July 10, 1997
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PP: Gunther, do my quills look like Patrick Swayze's golden locks? GG: ...not hardly... PP: How bout my eyes? are they baby blue like Brad Pitts? Or my smile ...is it Tom Cruise like? GGL Nope...fraid not... PP: Do you know anybody at the better business bureau? wishing well.