The Knight Life by Keith Knight for May 26, 2009
Transcript:
MY uncle owen bought me a Darth Vader mask during a visit to disney world in 79. Sorry, Little guy. You're too short to go on space mountain. You will let me on this ride... I won't let you on this ride. You will let me on this ride... I won't let you on this ride! Despite my best efforts the force was not with me.