The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 26, 2009
Im so cheap I got a fake ID so I Can get an extra free birthday breakfast at IHOP. KK: Im so cheap Ive had every nightclub stamp in town tattooed to the back of my hand for permanent in and out privileges!! Im so cheap that when I heard I had cancer my first thought was how much id save on haircuts!! KK: whoa Thats cheap!!