The Knight Life by Keith Knight for January 13, 2010
KK: Hello anti Fan boy!! FAN: Mr Knight...I recognized the foul stench of your work from nearly 7 blocks away!! SIGNING: KEITH KNIGHT FAN: Your recent series about the benefits of sweaty ham were particularly cringe inducing...build collects in the back of my throat just thinking about it!! KK: Um...anything else? Could you sign these books and put a heart keith for me?