The Knight Life by Keith Knight for May 22, 2010
KK: Does that box say "melancholy meal"? Gunther: They can't sell "happy: meals anymore cuz of childhood obesity!! No more toys!! NO more cartoon characters! Open it up!! NAME THE 5 DISEASES - Can you find the polyp? KK: wow!! A rice cake, a prune and a chapbook of poetry!! Gunther: This aint melancholy!! Its downright sad!!