The Knight Life by Keith Knight for July 06, 2011
Pirate themed Restaurant KN: Excuse me, Mr. Stink Beard? waiter: ARRR!! KN: My husband went to the restroom 30 minutes ago and never retruned ...could you check on him? Waiter: Aye, Matey!! Hes been taken hostage by Somalis...here are the demands if you want him back!!