The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 14, 2012
More butchered sayings from ye german wifey KN: That lady had a huge chocolate chip on her shoulder!! You know heat they say where theres a will, theres a dead guy!! well abscess makes the heart grow asunder!! Belching hogs seldom fight!! If you can't stand the heat get out of the bathtub!!
‘Cause un-happy times are here again!
The grass is greener on the other side!
Your ship isn’t ever coming in!
And where there’s a will; someone’s died!
When good old Uncle Jollity is out-of-town,
You’re feeling blue and you’re wearing a frown,
Don’t forget there’s even nastier things a-comin’:
There’s Plague! War! Death! And Famine!