The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 13, 2013
Cop: whoa! what do you think you're doing?!! Cant you read what this sign sez? It sez toy gun buy back!! we're discouraging violence by encouraging youngsters to turn in their play weapons for meat and candy!! COP: and you have to spoil it by brining in a real gun!! Go on!! shoo!! get outta here!! Cluless!!