The Knight Life by Keith Knight for February 14, 2016
More messed up idioms by my immigrant wife Kerstin: are you serious...or are you pulling my foot? Kerstin: I am not playing a second of fiddle for anybody!! whoa! that guy has a ball park figure!! Children: Life is a variety of spices!! KIDS: ? Kerstin: I told him he has to practice his "poke her face"!!