The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 17, 2016
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He mediates in the meat section of whole foods, wearing goats eye constancy lenses!! He gives hurried the newbie jeebies!! Gimme a hug! weirdo!! He was permanently banned from a mind readers convention!! OMG! OUT! wha!! He is: The creepiest guy in the world!! I don't always vote but when i do.. most wish I hadn't!!
I’m not sure he can qualify as the creepiest guy in the world. Even if that is a hot tub, not a bath, he is still performing ablutions.