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The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 14, 2016
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Cop: Youre probably wondering why I stopped you!! Ive got an updated list of things you shouldn't do or you risk getting shot by the police!! CoP: Ok lessee ...cannot sell CDs or cigarettes,,,can't attend you own bachelor party ,,,,cannot reach for ID Cannot play with toys...cant seek help after an accident...cannot ask"why'd you pull e over" cannot be legally armed... Dexter: Is that its? cop: we reserve the right to a dd to it at any time!!
You may be innocent until proven guilty, but you are a suspect, possibly armed & potentially dangerous, until he decides you’re not. Nobody move & nobody gets hurt.