The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 22, 2020
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BRING AN UEMPLOYED PARENT TO SCHOOL WEEK Honey, I souped up your desk while you were at recess. Laid off US AUTO WORKER It site 4 feet higher than all other desks has 3 times the storage room and seats eight!! How will the students behind me see the board? who cares? This is the SUV of desks!! Yeah selfish unnecessary and vain.
We bought an SUV to replace our 2004 truck. The SUV gets better mileage and can fit everything we need to spend 2 weeks at the beach. It also has a rear camera and various safety alerts, which the truck did not. It doesn’t get a lot of use (I drive a Prius, and my husband drives a Camry hybrid), and the pandemic interrupted plans to sell the truck, but at least I can drive it safely.